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Tuesday, 07 February 2012
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After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the  misses felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some  time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck,  and then began moving  down past the small of her back. He then caressed her  shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just  over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand   on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down  her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her  calf.


Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at  the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right  side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became  silent. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing,  she asked in a loving voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you  stop?"


"I found the remote,"  he mumbled.