Interesting One-Liners

Jokes

• A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
• A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
• A closed mouth gathers no foot.
• A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
• A day without sunshine is like, night.
• Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
• Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
• Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
• Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
• Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
• Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.