Maturity

Jokes

Defining maturity:

• Learned that people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away!
• Learned that 99% of the time when something is not working at home, the partner is to blame!
• Learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there better be a lot of money to take its place!
• Learned that can not make someone love you. All  you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in!
• Learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes one suspicion, not proof, to destroy it!
• Learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you have finished!
• Learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities!
• Learned that one should not compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up that you think!
• Learned that love is blind after a few drinks!
• Learned that dreams may came true but nightmares are are always guaranteed! 
• Learned that FUN means Following Unpredictable Nothings!