Computer Language

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damn

WORD	G33K	NORMAL
Code	Software Instructions	Cryptic Message
Boot	Load operating system	Footwear
Virus	Makes Computer sick	Makes you sick
Memory	Data Storage	Retained Ideas
News	Usenet	NBC/CNN
Mail	Electronic Letters	Letters
FIDO	Subnet	Dog
Pen	Pointing device	Writing with ink object
Slip	External comm.	A fall / Undergarment
Tip	Open line for comm.	$$ For waitress/waiter
Mouse	Pointing Device	Rodent
Screen	Terminal Face	Metal mesh
Spool	Swap Device	Object that holds thread
Thread	Code Structure Method	Stuff on Spools
OOP	C++	A booboo
Ports	Serial, Parallel, ....	Place where ships dock
Hard drive	Fixed Disk	Hard Drive
Windows	GUI Nightmare	Cleaning Nightmare
Root	Sysadmin	Part of a plant
Smaltalk	Programming	Language

Poem: Remember When?
By: Unknown Author

Computer was something on tv
From a science fiction show
A window was something you hated to clean....
And ram was the cousin of a goat.....

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was your middle finger upright
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes

An application was for employment
A program was a tv show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano

Memory was something that you lost with age
A cd was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2' floppy
You hoped nobody found out

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode

Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead

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