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Wednesday, 08 February 2012
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tech

 

 

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...



Customer:  Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... 

A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support:  Are you running it under windows?
Customer:  'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.' 


Tech support:  'Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'
Customer:  I don't have a P. 
Tech support:  On your keyboard, Colin.
Customer:  What do you mean? 
Tech support:  'P'.....on your keyboard, Colin.
Customer:  I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!

 Customer:  My keyboard is not working anymore. 
Tech support:  Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? 
Customer:  No. I can't get behind the computer. 
Tech support:  Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. 
Customer: ! OK
Tech support:  Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes 
Tech support:  That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer:  Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...