Modern Work Signs

Jokes

1. Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
2. In a Podiatrist's Office: Time Wounds All Heels.
3. Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: CAUTION - This Truck is Full of Political Promises
4. In a Veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
5. In the front yard of a Funeral Home: Drive carefully! We'll wait...
6. At the Electric Company: We will be de-lighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be.
7. In a Restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
8. On another Plumber's truck: Don't sleep with a drip; Call your plumber!
9. On a Church's Billboard: 7 days without God makes one weak.
10. At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
11. On an Electrician's truck: Let Us Remove Your Shorts
12. In a Nonsmoking Area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
13. On a Maternity Room door: Push. Push. Push!
14. At an Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
15. On a Fence: Salesmen Welcome! Dog Food Is Expensive!
16. At a Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment.
17. Outside a Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary; We hear you coming.
18. At the Electric Company: We will be de-lighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be.
19. On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals-on Wheels
20. At a Towing company: We don't charge an arm and a leg:  We want tows.